You don’t have to be Irish to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day.  But you DO have to be responsible.  For those of you whose boozin’ left you bruisin’, enjoy relating to today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Signs You Partied Too Hard on St. Patrick’s Day.

You awoke to a priest performing your last rites.

You started the day with green pants.  And ended the day with no pants!

Everything looks disjointed and blurry.  Like a Kate Middleton Photoshop.

You woke up in a bathtub full of ice with stitches over your kidneys.

You stumble so much that Joe Biden advised you to limit your appearances in public.

You were just served legal papers by your liver.

24 hours later you can still light candles with your breath.

You turned your pot o’ gold into a pot o’ vomit.

Your friends just staged an intervention.  And your friends are Johnny Depp, Hunter Biden, and Rudy Giuliani.