“Have a nice life” send break up cookies for Valentine’s Day



Normally, there isn’t much overlap between wanting to send a significant other cookies . . . and wanting to break-up with them. But if you DO fit into that category, you have an option.

Insomnia Cookies is offering a limited edition new 12-pack of cookies on their website called the “It’s Not Me, It’s You” pack.

You can choose the 12 cookies you want to give your soon-to-be ex, and they’ll include a “handwritten” break-up note on the inside of the box.

You can’t say anything TOO spicy. There are FOUR options: “It’s not me, it’s you” . . . “You’re sweet, but not my flavor” . . . “I have the hots for your roommate” . . . and “We’re done. Have a nice life.”

Insomnia said in a press release that this is a, quote, “very unserious way of ending things, since warm cookies [are] better than a cold heart.” The packs start at $30.


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