How many questions did you say yes to?

1.  You can’t sleep past 9:00 a.m.

2.  You can’t start a movie past 9:00 p.m.

3.  You call your children for tech support.

4.  You used to fix typos with Wite-Out.

5.  You’ve called a 30-year-old a “kid”.

6. You swap ailment stories with your friends.

7. You still have a landline.

8.  You write appointments on a paper calendar.

9.  You’re not quite sure how you got that bruise.

10.  You gain weight just by being near food.

11.  You go into the bank to make a deposit.   

12.  You’ve taken a keen interest in bunions and corns.

13. You’ve dialed a rotary phone.

14. You can’t find your glasses . . . that are sitting on top of your head.