This is like a scene from Looney Tunes, and also the most FESTIVE criminal of the year . . .
A 38-year-old guy in Italy tried to hide from the cops . . . by joining a NATIVITY SCENE and pretending to be a Wise Man.
It happened last week in the small town of Galatone. If Italy is a boot, it’s in the heel of the boot.
Cops were chasing him, so he tried to lose them by hopping into a life-sized Nativity scene outside a church. Then he froze in place like a mannequin. And the crazy part is it almost worked.
They didn’t see him until the town’s mayor noticed movement out the corner of his eye. They managed to snap a photo of the guy while he was still posed.
He’d gone missing after a judge gave him nine months in jail for assault. He’s now behind bars serving out that sentence.
(Metro)

